Oh… My… God… Am I……………… Republican!? *screams*
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Okay… this is scary so brace yourself kiddies.
I am a Democrat. I’ve been raised a Democrat, I’ve grown up a Democrat, and if you cut me, little donkeys with stars and stripes on them would run out of me… But I hate John Kerry…
He’s such a prick. He’s a liar just like everyone else, he has nothing but vague, shifty answers, and he just plain rubs me the wrong way… He’s so smug, despite the fact that half of his voters would elect a clay brick if it were standing on his podium across from W…
And recently… namely after the conventions and just now after the presidential debate… I really have gained a lot of respect for the people pulling W’s strings. He has some pretty good answers… but that is when he actually answers the damn question he’s asked of course. He dodges and changes subjects like any politician does, but he has no grace whatsoever… everyone can see right through him, cuz he looks so stupid. But at the same time… I can trust a stupid person…
It’s sad really… but Bush has never really lied… He’s been unwilling to admit he was wrong in taking certain actions, but he’s never flat out lied… Probably cuz Cheney would be pissed that W encroached on his turf.
In the end, I only hate W because he cheated in the original election and because his VP is such an amazingly EVIL, antichrist, Darth Vader motherfucker… And I’ve come to the point where I’m more mad at the Democratic party for not fighting harder on the election issue. What a pussy party to be in…
So basically I’ve come to one conclusion… I’m not voting for Bush because I hate Dick Cheney. And I’m not voting for Kerry because I hate him… And I’m not voting for an Independent because it’d be a waste of my gas to go to the booth. In the end… who gives a shit?
I refuse to back the lesser of two evils.
Update from the future (2025): I did indeed suck it up and vote for Kerry, thus saving America. The end.