Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball Review

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Genre:Sports / Simulation
Graphics:9.8

Overall:

45.3

Story:9.0
Sound:10.0
Replay:9.0
Fun:7.5

You perv.

This game is actually a lot of fun when you give it time. Once you get into it, it will addict you. Buying accessories, bathing suits, and goofy gadgets for each girl will take forever. The only problem is the actual volleyball. It’s very boring. You only use two pressure sensitive buttons and the analog stick. It will keep you entertained for several matches before you start getting bored, but that is inevitable.

You can do almost everything with these girls, however. You can gawk at them by the pool, dress em up however you like, play minigames, or just spike the ball into their faces. A good buy if you find it for $30 or so.

Graphics

Realistic enough to pop a boner. (EDIT 9/10/2014 : 🤦‍♂️ )

Sound

Custom soundtracks, japanese voice overs, and Dolby 5.1.

Replay Value

Addictive as hell.

Fun

Loads of fun for anyone who likes volleyball and half-naked girls.

Thanks for reading!

Categories: Gaming

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