Scum of the Web
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Editor’s Note: This is an extremely angry rant post that I just stumbled upon recently. I’ve cleaned up the formatting but left the text intact.
If you are an affiliate marketer, I would like you to slit your own throat. Give me all your money instead of wasting it making the internet oversaturated with SPAM and die. I’m sick and tired of designing generic, boring, useless sites for your to sit on and hope people are dumb enough to click your ads.
I’m tired of you promoting garbage. I’m tired of your pyramid schemes. You are making the “information superhighway” into a huge traffic jam with your watered-down, overpopulated, useless web sites. Kill yourself.
Con artists take many forms but I’m not forced to aid them usually. However, you scumbag pieces of shit are destroying the very thing that makes my job important: the internet. Most of you are dumb as sticks covered in shit. The few that aren’t just have no conscience or simply don’t even comprehend their uselessness.
“Maybe I’m different?” No, you’re not. You are a scammer. You suck the life out of babies lungs. You stomp on newborn kittens. I hate salesmen, but you are the faceless, relentless salesman that I see in my nightmares. I want you to be wiped from existence.
Keep in mind this comes from a man who has worked for porn companies, large faceless corporations, and the motherfucking Church of Scientology. If I say you’re scum, you are definitely scum.
